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Humbugardy: Haiku Trades for 400
2005-08-16 12:14
by Score Bard

This is Humbugardy. I'm your host, Alex Scorebard.

 

Cash, David Pauley,
Ramon Vazquez, Jay Payton...

 

Bravery Haiku Trades Same School "Tools" of Ignorance Literary Baseball Ballpark Franks
100 Derek Smart Jen Baby Maddux Humma Kavula metfaninalaska
Baby Maddux 200 200 Cliff Corcoran 200 Next...
300 300 300 For The Turnstiles Ryan Wilkins 300
400 Jacob L 400 Bob Timmerman Bob Timmerman 400
500 500 500 Shaun P 500 500

Note: Using the web to search is cheating...you gotta know (or guess) off the top of your head.

Comments
2005-08-16 13:39:40
1.   Jacob L
Who is Dave Roberts?
2005-08-16 13:41:05
2.   Jacob L
I mean, who is "Dave Roberts"?
2005-08-16 14:05:28
3.   TFD
Damn, I finally get in on one and "Jacob L" beats me to it. OUCH!

That darn Dave Roberts.

2005-08-16 14:24:15
4.   Philip Michaels
On the off chance that the question must also be in Haiku form, I'll go with "What is 'for David Roberts'?" to keep the 5-7-5 scheme going.
2005-08-16 14:32:35
5.   Shaun P
If this goes like the last one, "Who is Dave Roberts" - at five syllables - will complete the haiku. Nice job, Jacob L. Guess I gotta keep a closer eye out for the next question.
2005-08-16 14:43:22
6.   Philip Michaels
You're right, Shaun P. I extend my hearty congratulations to Jacob L for his superior baseball knowledge and mad poetry skills.
2005-08-16 15:22:16
7.   Jacob L
Thanks, I do enjoy reading poetry.
2005-08-16 16:14:21
8.   graciebarn
What is the answer?

*note, that was meant as a clever response.

2005-08-16 18:17:12
9.   coreyk626
How about,

What is "Who is Dave Roberts?"

2005-08-17 08:22:55
10.   Score Bard
Comment #1 is the correct question. Jacob L, you have the board...
2005-08-17 09:27:16
11.   Jacob L
I'm going to change it up, Alex. I'd like to go back to "Ballpark Franks" for 200, please.

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