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Humbugardy: Haiku Trades for 100
2005-07-28 18:43
by Score Bard

This is Humbugardy. I'm your host, Alex Scorebard.

 

Choi, Penny, Murphy,
Mota, Encarnacion...

 

Bravery Haiku Trades Same School "Tools" of Ignorance Literary Baseball Ballpark Franks
100 Derek Smart 100 Next... Humma Kavula 100
200 200 200 200 200 200
300 300 300 300 300 300
400 400 400 400 400 400
500 500 500 500 500 500

Note: Using the web to search is cheating...you gotta know (or guess) off the top of your head.

Comments
2005-07-28 19:45:39
1.   Will Carroll
Lo Duca!
2005-07-28 22:35:17
2.   Score Bard
Sorry, Will, we cannot accept that response.
2005-07-28 23:20:11
3.   Derek J
Ding,

What is, "and Paul Lo Duca"?

2005-07-29 07:50:13
4.   Score Bard
Nope, sorry Derek J. Let me take this opportunity to remind you of the category....
2005-07-29 08:37:12
5.   cmat
Ding,

What is, "Paul Lo Duca trade"?

2005-07-29 09:20:06
6.   King of the Hobos
What is, "LoDuca and cash"?
2005-07-29 09:28:15
7.   Humma Kavula
What is "LoDuca (heart, soul)?"
2005-07-29 10:22:17
8.   Score Bard
No, no, no. Hint: your question is part of the poem.
2005-07-29 10:29:46
9.   Derek Smart
Ding.

"What is LoDuca?"

2005-07-29 10:38:26
10.   King of the Hobos
Or grammatically correct "Who is LoDuca" =P
2005-07-29 10:43:21
11.   Derek Smart
Actually, I think the question of what, exactly, LoDuca is should be open for discussion. ;)

Besides, as Tom Hanks once said, "There's no grammar! There's no grammar in gameshows!"

2005-07-29 10:51:40
12.   Score Bard
Mr. Smart is correct. You have the board, Derek...
2005-07-29 11:01:45
13.   Derek Smart
I'll take "Tools" of Ignorance for 100, Alex.

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