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Chad Fox goes to the DL
2003-04-30 11:37
by Score Bard

An injury to the oblique
Is often considered a freak.
But with Chad Fox
The news hardly shocks;
He has such a fragile physique.

Phillies 1, Giants 0
2003-04-27 20:12
by Score Bard

Today at the Vet, Kevin Millwood
Did something that no recent Phil could.
He earned with his zeroes
A rank among heroes
That even surpasses Curt Schillhood.

Randy and Curt, Older and Hurt
2003-04-19 13:47
by Score Bard

Though usually they are phenomenal,
This year their help has been nominal.
Johnson explained,
"My right knee's inflamed,"
While Schilling's excuse is abdominal.

Sitting on a Wall
2003-04-18 13:28
by Score Bard

A new way to watch Boston ball
Is atop Fenway's famous green wall.
I hope that high climb
Is not like the rhyme
Where we hear about bad eggs who fall.

Rockies 12, Diamondbacks 1
2003-04-15 20:54
by Score Bard

These days, I can't blame Bob Brenly
For not being terribly friendly.
Each way you lose
Results in the blues,
But the worst way to lose is againly.

On the injury to Brian Giles
2003-04-14 22:31
by Score Bard

The Pirates' big star, Brian Giles,
Has a case of the out-for-a-whiles.
While he rehabs his knee,
They will play offense-free,
Though Pittsburgh will issue denials.

The Petroskey Polka
2003-04-13 20:24
by Score Bard
We fight Iraq so they won't get
A nuclear reactor.
In Cooperstown, a bigger threat
Is Nuke LaLoosh, the actor.

Someone tell the Hall of Fame
That if you take a stance
Don't find Americans to blame;
That's why we have France.


Or, do a dance:

Orioles 13, Red Sox 6 -- Royals 5, Indians 2
2003-04-12 23:02
by Score Bard
Pedro gets battered around?
The world has been turned upside down!
Will wonders not cease?
Whodathunk that back east,
K.C.'d be the talk of the town?
Brewers 11, Diamondbacks 7
2003-04-11 23:24
by Score Bard
Today I have learned something new
As Randy got crushed by the Crew.
I had heard people say:
"On any given day..."
But I never had thought it was true.
Phillies 16, Braves 2
2003-04-09 23:41
by Score Bard
Now fragile, just like a cracked egg,
A long reign is on its last leg.
After years of control
Comes a test of Braves' souls
If Maddux is Mike and not Greg.
Cubs 9, Reds 7
2003-04-05 23:33
by Score Bard
I know that it may sound outrageous,
As this shoulder disease is contagious,
But Ken's low endurance
If the Reds bought insurance
Might fiscally be advantageous.
Royals 12, White Sox 6
2003-04-03 23:33
by Score Bard
In Hell, fields are covered with snow.
Chicago's famed winds will not blow.
The White Sox are crying
'Cause pigs started flying;
The Royals are now 3 and 0.
Score Bard's blog: now verse than ever!
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