Monthly archives: October 2004
Happy Owl Day, Part I
2004-10-28 07:35
There's a scene in Winnie-the-Pooh where Owl's tree blows over in a storm. Owl looks around bewilderedly, asking "Who? Who?" Finally, Owl spots Pooh, and asks, "Pooh? Did you do this?" "I don't think so," says Pooh. There's a fundamental Owlness to human psychology. As children, when our thought processes are formed, everything in our world seems to be caused by the willpower of our parents. So we naturally look for human agents (or supernatural ones), whose acts of willpower (or lack thereof) cause every event in our lives.
The Boston Red Sox won the World Series last night. Congratulations! Who did this? Who? Who? Owner John Henry, was that you? General Manager Theo Epstein, did you do this? Manager Terry Francona? Consultant Bill James? The goddess Venus in eclipse? And why did it take so long? Babe Ruth? Harry Frazee? Tom Yawkey? The St. Louis Cardinals got swept. Somebody did that! Was it Tony LaRussa? Walt Jocketty? The Yankees didn't win another championship. Who did that? George Steinbrenner? Brian Cashman? Joe Torre? Mel Stottlemeyer? So Happy Owl Day today! And enjoy the next one on November 3. You know what to do.
Meanwhile, players and voters move on, like the wind.
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Periodic Table Update
2004-10-24 00:07
The Periodic Table of Blogs was getting a little stale, so I got out the axe and chopped it up and stirred it around a bit. Twenty-four blogs got swapped. This time, a lot of business blogs have appeared that seem worth checking out. How many of them will survive the next cut?
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World Series Name Game
2004-10-23 10:25
Varitek, Walker, Calero. Wakefield, Morris, Marquis. Schilling, Cabrera, Taguchi. Haren, Bellhorn, Timlin.
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There, Not Here
2004-10-17 14:56
I'm busy working on some big projects, so blogging is and will be light here for awhile. If you need a baseball poetry fix, I suggest heading over to Grapez, as Greg Perry blogs the ALCS in verse.
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Ken Caminiti
2004-10-11 12:46
Attack. Attack now. A pool of spent wax.
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Grady, Ron. Ron, Grady.
2004-10-07 12:58
An underdog's dream is expiring
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Braves-Astros Preview
2004-10-05 00:20
The fate of the Astros looks glowing
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Yankees-Twins Preview
2004-10-05 00:15
Though pundits are plotting and planning,
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Angels-Red Sox Preview
2004-10-05 00:10
To triumph, the Angels will need
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Cardinals-Dodgers Preview
2004-10-05 00:05
Both have rotations in doubt.
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Adieu, Montreal
2004-10-04 10:21
Sadly, this needless divorce
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