"We beg and beseech you, Commish,
We'll pay you whatever you wish
To be able to see
Your sport on TV,
Just spare us the odious dish!"

If you're as obsessed with baseball as I am, anything and everything reminds you of baseball. You use baseball analogies to argue every point. You compare the body of every person you meet to a baseball player. When people mumble and you can't quite hear them, your mind fills in the blanks with the names of baseball players. Pretty much anything you hear, smell, touch, taste and see reminds you of baseball in some way.

And so in that vein, Humbug proudly presents the following slideshow: Score Bard's 2006 Top 25 Baseball Player Names and Vacation Photos. As you will see, even on vacation halfway across the globe, I can't stop thinking about baseball.

Warning: this is a large (1.5MB) Flash file. Proceed at your own risk.

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