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Humbugardy: Tools of Ignorance for 300
2005-08-04 20:05
by Score Bard

This is Humbugardy. I'm your host, Alex Scorebard.

 

No matter which jersey,
He'd usually wield
20-plus homers
And smoothness afield.

 

Bravery Haiku Trades Same School "Tools" of Ignorance Literary Baseball Ballpark Franks
100 Derek Smart Jen Baby Maddux Humma Kavula metfaninalaska
200 200 200 Cliff Corcoran 200 200
300 300 300 For The Turnstiles 300 300
400 400 400 400 400 400
500 500 500 500 500 500

Note: Using the web to search is cheating...you gotta know (or guess) off the top of your head.

Comments
2005-08-04 20:32:15
1.   Tom
ooh! ooh!

Who is "Hammerin'" Hank Aaron?

2005-08-04 20:36:04
2.   For The Turnstiles
Who is Reggie Sanders?
2005-08-04 22:51:13
3.   deadteddy8
Who is Ted Simmons?
2005-08-04 22:56:24
4.   Score Bard
For The Turnstiles is correct. You may choose the next answer, Turnstiles...
2005-08-04 23:07:25
5.   For The Turnstiles
Woo Hoo! This is almost as awesome as Rich Harden.
Lets keep going with Tools for 400, Alex.
2005-08-05 05:37:47
6.   Tom
I feel a bit like Cliff Clavin. Call those people up. None of them have been in my kitchen.

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