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Reflections on Carlos Zambrano's Potassium Deficiency
2008-04-03 14:26
by Ember Nickel

Some go bananas.
Some need to go bananas.
Life balances out.

Comments
2008-04-03 16:04:34
1.   Humma Kavula
He has a potassium deficiency?

New nickname for Zambrano:

Vitamin K!

2008-04-03 19:22:52
2.   neuroboy002
That's odd, since Vitamin K is a fat-soluble molecule and Zambrano is a bit on the heavy side.

Big Z! Whatcha gonna do with all that junk? All that junk up in your trunk?

2008-04-03 20:51:20
3.   Johnny Nucleo
Going from 8.8 strikeouts per 9 innings in 2006 to 7.37/9 in 2007 may be cause for mild concern, but it's safe to say Carlos does NOT have a K deficiency.
2008-04-03 21:54:02
4.   dianagramr
Maybe he needs some sort of Special K ?

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