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a man had never been to Yankee Stadium
one morning he grabs his bat
exits his home
and starts walking
in a straight line towards the Bronx
he stops at nothing
and anything that stops him
he smashes with the bat
fence...smash
tree...smash
house...smash
office building...smash
mountain...smash
a trail of destruction
in a straight line towards the Bronx
that will not stop
until the fences curve
and the trees begin to move
and the buildings learn to change speed
and the mountains find a better location
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