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Yankees-Phillies Trade
2006-07-30 17:22
by Score Bard

Said Gillick to Bobby Abreu,
"We don't have the money to peu.
But the Yankees have dough,
So that's where you'll go.
We're practically giving aweu."

Comments
2006-07-30 20:07:40
1.   Jon Weisman
LOL - that's priceless.
2006-07-30 20:31:18
2.   sanchez101
ditto
2006-07-30 20:37:12
3.   Yu-Hsing Chen
yeah that's pretty much the perfect description.

Gillick really had no choice though, looking at Phillies screwed up contracts.

2006-07-31 00:07:33
4.   deadguy
It's a Philly thing. Compare the contracts Wade handed out to what Rizzo gave the unions in the seventies and you'll see a clear derivation.
2006-07-31 01:12:32
5.   Yu-Hsing Chen
Let's just hope that Gillick has a real rebuilding plan, as it would be ashame to see great players like Utley /Howard /Myer be forever stuck in a organization that keep screwing itself up...

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