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Offseason Anagram Wrap: Mariners
2006-02-21 20:56
by Score Bard

Navy haze all in my brain.
Lately things don't seem the same.
Losin' strangely, don't know why...

Hold on, hold on...we got some Degraded Audio around here. It sounds Oh, Oh-So-Sonic. The output is muffled. That electric guitar sounds like a Leg Chime. Enough of them Yucky Baritone Tunes. It Nixes Heroics. We need a change, a Mime Ear Joy. Somebody Cram Vocals Ajar! Let Chillness Ring!

Navy Haze all around.
Don't know if I'm comin' up or down.
Am I happy with this Altered Brain?
Irksome me, set this Ruin Ablaze.
Navy haze, it's painful, baby
Something happening, a Clever Treat, maybe?

Ladies and Gentlemen: Jimi John Jake, A Zen Elf Hendrix.

Maybe Navy now can blow my mind.
'Scuse Me, while I kiss these guys.

40-man roster:
PitchersB/THtWtDOB
36A Barnyard ZoomR/R6-220007/11/84
59A Zen Elf HendrixR/R6-317004/08/86
48Avery StickballL/L6-320011/04/82
56Brash Juror DawnL/L6-119508/13/74
66Cram Vocals AjarR/R6-417508/19/84
18Degraded AudioR/L6-020510/02/70
52Here Go GrillersL/L6-022004/19/77
55Leg ChimeR/R6-321509/08/78
37Locate NettingR/R6-322510/25/80
61Loving Snobby BitL/L6-319509/03/82
50Mime Ear JoyL/L6-018011/18/62
68Miniature FoolR/R6-317006/06/84
26Nuzzles GoalieL/L6-019002/27/83
38Oil Iron JeepR/R6-120009/25/78
40Omit A JouleR/R6-022008/02/77
33Pets For JeepsR/R6-622007/10/80
20P.J. JutzR/R6-524502/22/77
67Rezone ErectR/R6-418012/09/82
63Same Zinc JeerL/L5-1118011/12/84
49Saw Do JokeL/L6-119009/03/81
39Saloon AirfareR/R6-122012/19/79
53Tot Rant MonthL/L6-623009/15/76
CatchersB/THtWtDOB
2Jimi John JakeR/R6-020006/08/76
30Rear EnvierR/R5-1019007/31/83
InfieldersB/THtWtDOB
29Altered BrainR/R5-1122004/07/79
4Eel Zoo PJsR/R6-220011/24/83
12Irksome MeR/R6-422003/22/82
44Nixes HeroicsR/R6-823512/29/74
17Savor A LoanwordS/R6-015510/02/84
16Will Omits ObliqueR/R5-1118511/27/77
3Yucky Baritone TunesR/R5-1019001/31/82
OutfieldersB/THtWtDOB
32Chillness RingL/L5-1020512/03/81
--Clever TreatS/R6-021506/03/71
7Jeer RemedyL/L6-019506/15/81
54Oh-Oh, So SonicL/L5-1118007/13/82
51Oui, Ski ZurichL/R5-917010/22/73
28Ruin AblazeL/R6-222006/02/72
69T.B. JohnR/R6-520501/17/80
62Timid New BallerinaR/R6-218007/02/84
--Want To MaltL/R5-1019011/30/71

Comments
2006-02-21 23:04:12
1.   das411
heh, way to hide their new DH.

I think Ibanez's anagram is all too appropriate also...and the DT crew will love the one about the 3B who left the LAD for Seattle...

Fun stuff!

2006-02-22 16:05:09
2.   sasquatch
Is there a harder name to make an anagram out of than J.J. Putz?
2006-02-22 17:24:31
3.   Score Bard
No. I almost left it as J.J. Putz. It is thoroughly unanagramable.
2006-02-25 20:13:45
4.   anagramnut
If you're going with a music them, why not TRY A BLACK ELVIS?
2006-03-01 22:19:31
5.   RyMock
Chillness...the guys over at USSMariner are salivating right now.

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