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A's Firam Bocachica
2005-12-23 00:59
by Score Bard
Hiram Bocachica:
I liked him as an A.
Hiram Bocachica:
I really wish he'd stay.
Hiram Bocachica:
I want him even though
(Hiram Bocachica)
I think his bat is slow.
Hiram Bocachica:
Keep him on the A's!
Hiram Bocachica:
He deserves a raise!
Hiram Bocachica:
To the Hall of Fame!
Hiram Bocachica:
Simply for his name.
Comments
2005-12-23 07:31:25
1.   Murray
And his name means "Girl's mouth."
2005-12-23 13:09:41
2.   Im So Blue
I think the more accurate translation is "small mouth."
2005-12-24 22:37:20
3.   Jason Wojciechowski
Well, sure, but the funnier translation is "girl's mouth."
2005-12-30 06:22:43
4.   The Real Neal
How do you get 'girl's mouth' out of 'Hiram'?
2005-12-31 19:02:05
5.   graciebarn
Not Hiram, Bocachica. "Chica" means girl.
2006-01-06 15:10:13
6.   Sam DC
Hey -- I didn't read about this in any of the humbugardy novelettes.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2283080

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