Baseball Toaster was unplugged on February 4, 2009.
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The math requires them.
Invisible variables
to balance out
every equation.
Massless particles
to fill the gaps
in the universe.
The bell tail
to complete the curve
of the economy.
The math requires them.
The math tells them.
Run the bases adequately,
without freedom, without creativity.
Advance only when forced to advance.
Slip the first baseman's glove over your fingers,
but do not dream to use it.
The pitcher's hands now own its privileges.
Go quarantine right field,
and do not leave the area.
Every ball you touch turns dead.
The math tells them.
The math betrays them.
When the mother calls
it's time for dinner boys
they stay outside, and starve.
When the wind blows
too cold to keep playing boys
they are forgotten, and freeze.
When the storm rains down
come inside and dry off boys
they overflow with outrage, and drown.
The math betrays them.
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