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A Conversation Between Billy Beane and Milton Bradley
2007-06-23 09:27
by Score Bard

"You've finally healed your physique!
You hold a consecutive streak
Of one ballgame played.
So therefore, a trade
Will happen in less than a week."

"I don't really want to critique
A brilliant GM's technique,
But I think I just saw
That your plan has a flaw:
Ow!  I just pulled my oblique."

Comments
2007-06-25 13:37:56
1.   scareduck
Ha!
2007-07-01 14:41:31
2.   be2ween
May his attitude infect the Friars clubhouse henceforth!

Beat the Pads!
Beat the Pads!
Beat the Pads!

2007-07-25 08:49:27
3.   al bundy
LOL. Excellent.

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