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The Score Bard imitates Emily Litella
2002-09-05 18:32
It's baseball players who I've come to speak
About today: these greedy, spoiled, and vain Young, bratty millionaires who just complain And cry if they don't get the cash they seek, With artificially enhanced physiques From steroid use that gives them bulgy eyes And hairy backs and arms the size of thighs-- Who wants to pay to see these monstrous freaks? Not me! And now I hear one team has streaked For twenty games! This has gone way too far! Just think of all the children this will scar: Young fans who might have accidentally peeked At full frontals flashing and bare behinds Of freaks who... What? Oh, sorry. Never mind.
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