AL East
The Yankees are sitting in last.
Steinbrenner cries, "I'm aghast!
I have a bill
For 200 mill!
Gimme my victories, fast!"

AL Central
The quickest teams out of the box:
The Twinkies, along with the Sox.
The Royals appear
To bring up the rear.
There's nothing to mention that shocks.

AL West
No failure, and no big success.
It's tied, so we cannot assess
Or give any spin.
Who's gonna win?
It still remains anyone's guess.

NL East
It's mentally hard to compete
When nobody fills up a seat,
And you live on a plane.
The Nats won't complain:
Having a home now is sweet.

NL Central
The only thing anyone should
Declare to be now understood
In a definite way
After two weeks of play
Is the Pirates won't be any good.

NL West
Without having Gagne to close,
L.A. is still crushing its foes.
If DePo were me,
I'd be dancing with glee,
And be sticking my thumb on my nose.