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Notes on a Three-Way
2008-07-31 15:08
by Score Bard

The Red Sox had to overpay
To make their problem go away.
The good news is that Jason Bay
Is in Boston, not a Ray.

Manny's act is in L.A.
What will Torre have to say
To keep the clubhouse in array
When Pierre and Jones don't get to play?

Pittsburgh shouts, "Callooh! Callay!
Two LaRoches in the fray!"
The team's no longer gone astray.
The Pirates' future starts today.

 

Comments
2008-07-31 15:26:14
1.   Chyll Will
And don't forget the bug spray!
2008-07-31 15:31:12
2.   Ken Arneson
1 Writing that would have been too cliche.
2008-07-31 15:40:21
3.   RIYank
Somehow you needed to get in Lyle Overbay.
2008-07-31 16:23:08
4.   bartap74
Oy Vay!
2008-08-02 11:42:29
5.   mehmattski
This is to the tune of the Beastie Boys' "Girls," right?
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