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When Moreno decided to add
Kelvim, Bartolo, and Vlad,
He took on some debt.
But I'm liking his bet:
This could be the best team they've had.
Their fielders aren't out of position.
Their aces don't sit by omission.
Their bullpen and bench
Aren't a bottomless trench:
The A's just might win by attrition.
They never make trades that are bold.
They let all their players get old.
If somehow this team
Wins despite a bad scheme,
Bavasi's a wizard: Behold!
Soriano-for-ARod: a rarity.
It gave them a future with clarity:
Nix those not among
The Mench who are Young
Arming Blalock with hope and Teixerity.
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