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In advance of the Phillies' new dwelling
Wade went out Wagner/Worrelling.
With the wicked new hurlers,
And better Pat Burrellers,
A title is what I'm foretelling.
The Marlins, refusing to budge,
Would not give a contract to Pudge.
Winning without him?
I'd certainly doubt 'em,
But champions, we shouldn't judge.
Despite that the Expos lost Vlad,
With Nick, Jose, Carl, and Brad,
Their lineup's a winner.
Though pitching is thinner,
I don't think this team will be bad.
Two Bushes, two war-in-Iraqs.
Meanwhile, just one Bobby Cox.
A thirteen-year reign
Is hard to sustain.
He's due to start taking some knocks.
Matsui and Reyes--I'm skeptical.
Though Cammy's a gold glove receptacle,
And the Mets seem improved,
I am not very moved;
I sense they will still be ineptical.
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