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Rangers-Braves Trade

2007-07-30 09:13

by Score Bard

Daniels, your trades leave me terrified.
The Rangers get worse, not new-erafied.
Will Saltalamacchia
And prospects restockia
Better than being Teixeirafied?

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Comments

2007-07-30 10:43:28

1. dianagramr

And yet Blalock remains ...

2007-07-30 12:22:02

2. gpellamjr

Please use verbs when they are called for.

2007-07-30 12:47:09

3. Ember Nickel

I was worried I'd have to do something with that.

Probably an unpronouncability record.

2007-07-30 14:09:29

4. gpellamjr

Is "restockia" the verb? That would be awesome if there were a language wherein the object of the verb is indicated by a suffix.

2007-07-30 18:39:24

5. Score Bard

I was torn whether to spell it "restock ya" or "restockia". I thought people might figure it out, but I guess I made the wrong choice.

2007-07-30 19:03:21

6. gpellamjr

5 No, no. It has to be "restockia". Sorry to cast doubt upon your genius. Resume.

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