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AL Central Preview
2004-03-28 21:52
by Score Bard

Tigers
I know I might hear some derision
For making the crazy decision
To pick Detroit first
When they should be the worst,
But I hate this entire division.

Twins
This winter, their talent decreased.
Their bullpen's no longer a beast.
But they still just might snag
One more Central flag
Simply by sucking the least.

Royals
For years, they have seemed non-existent.
That's probably why I'm resistant
To believe there's a chance
They could win and advance.
I think they'll be too inconsistent.

Indians
I like the way Cleveland plays D.
But still, there's no way I foresee
Them winning this year.
They must perservere,
And hope one more season's the key.

White Sox
They fill me with fear and foreboding.
Their talent's been slowly eroding.
There could be success,
But my guts make me guess
That this whole team will end up imploding.

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