Baseball Toaster was unplugged on February 4, 2009.
toaster 'at" humbug.com
When first we saw Jesse Orosco
Brezhnev was ruling in Mosco.
We had no CDs
VCRs or PCs,
And no one bought bulk yet at Costco.
When age strikes our current young stars
Maybe we'll drive flying cars.
We'll all watch TV
As the Expos play home games on Mars.
To say where the future will go
Is hard, but there's one thing I know:
There will still be a need
To genetically breed
Orosco-like lefties who throw.
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