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The Chat Wrap of J. Morgan Prufrock
2003-06-06 11:51
Jordan (Atlanta): Would Major League Baseball hide the fact that all of Sammy's bats were corked, for the sake of baseball? Let us go then, you and I On the web, the people come to chat Ed Zaboski, Philadelphia, PA: Sure Sosa's excuses look real good now but they had a few innings to switch those bats before they were seized. My question is why even have a corked one in the first place? Like he's not strong enough and the pitches aren't grooved in BP? Just doesn't make any sense. The chilly fog that rubs its back upon North Clark On the web, the people come to chat Steve Deal (Bellefontaine, OH): In the wake of Sosa's corked bat mistake, MLB will likely hand down a 7 or so game suspension for a potentially minor infraction (no player is directly hurt by using a corked bat). What do you think about increasing the suspension time for in game brawls? Could an automatic suspension for leaving the bench/bullpen like in the NBA work in baseball? Yes, indeed there is time On the web, the people come to chat Dennis (NY, NY): Do you think we will ever get back to the "good old days" of baseball, where teams play the small ball and bunt & steal? There are very few teams who try to simply manufacture a run. There is a time to steal and to create, Josh (Coventry, CT): I know it's silly, as a Red Sox fan, to be optimistic about our playoff chances, but this year, more than previous years, the Yankees look extremely vulnerable (especially in the bullpen). Do you think this is the year when the Sox finally outdo the Yanks? And do you think Pedro will make a dominant return? And indeed this is a time Philip (Denver): Hi, It seems like this years Mariners are much like the 2001 team - which worries me because they have no #1 starter to guarantee wins in the playoffs. Is this a problem? They can't turn back, they must dare Tony (Monroeville, IN): What is your opinion about the new computerized strike zone? Do the umpires feel like there is no chance for human error? Do we dare Gordon (NYC): Hi, Andy Pettitte is 30 years old with 132 wins and 4 rings. He could finish his career with some impressive stats, but will people dismiss them as a product of the great teams he's been on? Thanks!! I have known the products already, known them all-- Daniel (Arkansas): How much fun was it working with Marty on Wednesday night? I have known the voice already, known them all-- Brian (NYC): In your opinion, who is the best of all time at robbing homeruns in the outfield? To me that is the most exciting play in baseball. These days, it is formulated, sprawled above a fence Ricky (Albuquerque, NM): Hey! Being a loyal Mets fan, do I have anything to look forward to? It just keeps getting worse. Howe, should I presume? Dustin (Muncie, IN): What kind of pitcher is out on the trade market that the Reds can trade for? Do the Reds have enough to give for a good quality pitcher? I have known the arms already, known them all-- Nevada, Mo: Do you Think Roger Clemens will out duel Kerry Wood on Saturday to pick up three hundred? Or will you yet again have it allude him? Is it the corking mess Joey, Nj: Do you think Jose Contreras is better off being a starter? Is that what we should presume? Greg, NY: Hi, do retired players talking amongst themselves think that a lot of the current power numbers are tainted? Or is the only relevant comparison player within eras? Shall I say, I have gone at times through little parks I should have sent a headward ball Jim Hills, Menomonee Falls WI: Why is it that the majority of Major League Players don't play with injuries any more. A perfect example of this was Wednesday night when Griffey hurt his right arms during a swing, and then on the next pitch he hit a homerun and then sat out the rest of the game. It just seems if he was able to hit a homerun then he should be able to play the rest of the game. In the afternoons, the evenings, they sleep so peacefully! Joey, Nj: Do you think the Orioles are finally a respectable team? Should I, after a win or two, which is nice, Derek Monroe: what do you think about those devils? I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker, Ned: What's worse: corking a bat or scuffing the ball? Would it have been worth it, after all, Andrew (Franklin Lakes, NJ): Do you think the matchup going on at Wrigley this weekend could be a World Series preview? I think, when all is settled and this is dead, Matt (NYC): After all these years, is there a baseball team that you root for? Are you a (X-Team) Fan? Did playing for the Reds and Astros lead you to become fans of the teams? Would it have been worth it, after all, Ken Griffey Jr.: Hey, Am I going to reach 500 HR's this year or is it to late? It is impossible to say, know what I mean? Adam (West Columbia, SC): What are the Braves going to do about their pitching staff, especially their middle relief. It is as if they have a magic bullpen lantern, that cannot be seen. Rich - montreal: What happens when a game is played under protest - as in last night's Blue Jays/Cards game? Will anything come of this? Great game by woody!! When your protests do not seem worth while, Corey Patterson: I've been great this year! Is this a fluke or am I finally going to become the great player I should be? No! You are not a Prince, nor were meant to be! Santos (Huntsville, Alabama: Do you think race has something to do with Sammy's media coverage? The media is meant to be politic, cautious, and meticulous; Will they ask about his hair? Do they dare to question his good name? I do not think they will sing for me. I have seen them riding out onto the waves mike Ny: After Roger Clemens gets 300 are there any pichters after him who can boast that they have won 300; also will we ever see another 300 game winner in a few years from now? We grow old . . . we grow old . . . We have lingered in the chambers of the sea (Compare to the original chat wrap and original poem.)
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