While stumped by which needs were addressed,
I'm awed by the Dodgers' new quest
To catch every Ray
And transform L.A.
To glamorous Tampa Bay West.

"It isn't my fault," utters Tracy,
"If we end up more out-of-the-racy
Once Littlefield sells
Good players like Wells,
Hernandez, and Wilson and Casey."

Said Gillick to Bobby Abreu,
"We don't have the money to peu.
But the Yankees have dough,
So that's where you'll go.
We're practically giving aweu."

The speediest rhymes to pursue
Are sounds that are simple, like "Choo".
While pairing Broussard
No doubt isn't hard,
The dinosaur pun's overdue.

Memo to Moore as he cleanses:
Dump your MacDougal-Dessenses,
But dodge the Odalises
Who pigpen your palaces
And Yugo your Mercedes-Benzes.

When Shea didn't plea everydea
He'd prea not to stea as a Jea,
Then displea such a sulk
That todea he and Chulk
Were finally treaded awea.