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A. J. Burnett
Cannot yet
Rescue the Yankees from third-place finishes, emulating the "Carpathia",
So they also signed CC Sabathia.
Mark Teixeira
May or may not know where the
Next season will see him play,
But at any rate won't say.
Rafael Furcal
Didn't know at all
Before signing with the Dodgers board
In a manner which was entirely above-the-board.
Dinesh Patel and Rinku Singh
Will attempt to bring
Strength to the Pittsburgh rotation
Which could probably have been upgraded with people from just about any nation.
Eri Yoshida
Makes me need a
Better rhyme scheme.
earned LA fans' moans
for each 08 helpless at-bat
this winter, admit it, you can't get around 'cause you're FAT
Loving arms
Safe haven finally found ...
though the storm has now just past ...
Unconditional love ... and I'm fall'in fast
into loving arms ...
Thank You
I just want to thank you Baby ...
Is fat.
And now, gone.
It's just a shot away
Love Sister
It's just a kiss away
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